They Say That True Life is Stranger Than Fiction... It Is.

If you make a sandwich without a "lid"
it's an "OPEN FACE" sandwich.

So it follows that if you are 5 years old,
and you DON'T want an open face sandwich,
the thing to ask for is a...

"SHUT FACE?"

Kinda gives the impression that the
peanut butter was talking back
or something.

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In a home where small children reside
you can expect to find strange things in strange places,

SUCH AS: a harmonica in the dishwasher.


But honestly, I can't blame any of the children for that.



How else was I supposed to remove all that
peanut butter and jelly?