Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Bryce isms

There is a little boy who lives here.

He is number 6 in order of birth,
but #1 in the only place a Bryce Endurance
could fit in this swelling heart of mine!

We took this picture because Bryce noticed that we matched:-)





























Here are some of my latest smile-inducers.
As good as a tonic, by my 3 and a half year old.  Enjoy!


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B:  "I don't like cooked ants."

Me:  "Who cooks ants?"

B:  "Chefs do."

Me:  "Oh.  Well, do you like raw ants?"

B:  "I don't like raw ants OR cooked ants!"

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"I like giraffe sausage."

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Me:  "How did you fall off your chair?"

B:    "I didn't fall of my chair...

        I fell off of Susanna's chair!"

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Me: "Hey Buddy, let's try saying that in a nice way."

B turning to his sister:  "Hey Lina?  Can you please get outta my way?"

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B:  "Mom... You are a Toot."

Me:  "No Buddy.  If anyone is a Toot, YOU are."

B:  "Miles is a Toot.
 
      You are a Mom-Toot,

      Miles is a Baby-Toot,

      and I am the Kid-Toot.

      And Dad...  the big guy is a DAD-Toot!"

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"Mother.  You are talking nonsense."

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9 comments:

Rebekah W said...


SUCH A PRETTY PICTURE! BRYCE IS \GETTING SO BIG YOUR HAIR LOOKS SO LONG AND BEAUTIFUL IN THIS PICTURE!iM GUESSING YOU ALL ARE ENJOYING YOUR TIME BACK HOME ON MARVEL HILL?TAKE CARE FRIEND!

Marie said...

Love all the Bryce isms ..... he is a hoot!!! Your hair is just beautiful :)

Jana said...

Hahaha! That last one got me good.

Sally said...

My-O, My-O, MY!!! That boy!!! Always tickles my funny bone. Thanks for making me smile today.

Hugs to all...
--m (G-z)

SarahS said...

Heeheehee!

Cinnamon said...

"Giraffe Sausage"

:-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0

I have only one question:

WHAT are you feeding that kid?!!
hahahahahaha!

He *is* a TOOT :-)

Thank you for sharing your Bryce E. He brought smile to my face :-)

~Cinnamon

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Diane said...

Very fun. You look great. :) miss ya n love ya.

Momma Bug said...

Only the finest, dear Cinnamon - we feed him only the finest :-D