Well it finally happened to me.
Today I found my two-year-old in his bed without his diaper.
Can I blame him if he doesn't want to wear a poopy diaper?
Well. I can't blame him for that exactly,
but we had words about other things I can blame him for!
Honestly it's a wonder it took so long for me
to have such a rascally and charming trouble-maker,
but I've known I was going to get my just desserts sooner or later.
It is the very reason I say (and here I quote myself):
"everybody should have at least one more child
than they can handle."
It makes us humble.
And it makes life more interesting too ;-)