One and all...
Those of you who are my friends (met face to face or not)
My upstairs porch has room for each of you, and is now patiently awaiting your presence! (unlike myself who is not as patient)
You may come if you are brave enough to:
*use an outhouse
*wash your hands in a bucket
*bunk with a bunch of crazy hoodlums or camp out in the yard (hoodlums look better once you hear the coyotes howl on your trip to the outhouse!)
*shower on the porch (no one will peek - I promise)
*visit by candle and lamplight in the evenings
OR, you can wait until we have:
*a toilet in the house
*running water (also inside the house)
*a guest cabin
*private shower (now what fun would that be?!)
*possibly electricity. (that's one I wouldn't count on, and really, I rather like visiting by candle or lamplight so if you come you'll have to indulge me!)
However, we are always ready for you with:
*laughter (you laughing at us more than likely)
*hot coffee. or tea. or hot chocolate. or whatever you like:-)
*an upstairs porch to sip it on
*plenty of quilts to wrap up in
*critters to watch (even if only the two-legged variety)
*and lots and lots and lots of stuff to make memories out of!
I mean it!
4 years ago